Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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