How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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