So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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