Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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