Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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