a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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