dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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