I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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