we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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