Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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