so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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