yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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