is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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