yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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