how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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