I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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