Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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