I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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