i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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