just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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