i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
