I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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