I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
foreskin is a definite game changer
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
sex in a hospital.. check
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize