Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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