The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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