It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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