I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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