so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Apparently you make a good broom.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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