doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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