So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
no you cant smoke seaweed
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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