So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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