you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's rum buckets o'clock
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I forget how to act sober
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