No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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