No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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