i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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