I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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