Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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