She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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