You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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