One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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