ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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