What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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