No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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