I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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