i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My ATM looks so different sober.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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