Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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