If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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