I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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