If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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