That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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