i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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