this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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