just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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