I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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